American Football Forum
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. (Doug Plank)
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Athletics Forum
The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals. (Hal Higdon)
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Aussie Rules Forum
Mark Lee's long arms reached up like giant testicles. (Jack Dyer)
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Baseball Forum
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game. (Glenn Dickey)
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Basketball Forum
Quick guys get tired; big guys don't shrink. (Marv Harshman)
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Boxing Forum
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. (Muhammad Ali)
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Cricket Forum
The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey. (Brian Johnson)
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Golf Forum
Golf is a good walk spoiled. (Mark Twain)
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Horse Racing Forum
Horse racing is animated roulette. (Roger Kahn)
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Ice Hockey Forum
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. (Rodney Dangerfield)
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Motorsport Forum
All I had to do is keep turning left. (George Robson)
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Rugby League Forum
And he's got the icepack on his groin there, so possibly not the old shoulder injury. (Ray French, Sky TV)
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Rugby Union Forum
We've lost seven of our last eight matches. The only team that we have beaten is Western Samoa. It's a good job we didn't play the whole of Samoa. (Gareth Davies)
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Soccer Forum
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that. (Bill Shankly)
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Tennis Forum
I'll let the racket do the talking. (John McEnroe)
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Watersports Forum
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. (Jimmy Carter)
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Winter Sports Forum
I do not particpate in any sports with ambulances at the bottom of a hill. (Erma Bombeck)
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Wrestling Forum
Wrestling is ballet with violence. (Jesse Ventura)
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Extreme Sports Forum
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. (Henry Youngman)
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Other Sports Forum
I don't think the discus will ever attract any interest until we start throwing them at each other. (Al Oerter)
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